Blog 68. Women Drivers

I am scared of a few things. First of all, I don’t really like sharks, I know that almost all sharks are harmless, and a huge number more people are killed by cars each year, but for some reason I still get nervous swimming in the ocean when I can’t see what is swimming around below me. I like to bring goggles with me when I go to the ocean, or I just swim in shallow water near the beach with a lot of other people around. I think it is the teeth, but I don’t know. I also don’t like being driven around by women. It scares the shit out of me. Haha just kidding, many women can drive just fine. It was a joke, relax. But seriously though, some people scare me because they are such terrible drivers. It makes me not want to drive ever again when I think about some of the people who are behind the wheel of a car. I grew up in California and got to see some of the worst drivers know to man. I once saw a lady putting on makeup, talking on the phone, and eating all at the same time while driving a car. I tried to tell my mom to steer clear of this lady, but she was too busy cleaning her glasses, yelling at my brother in the backseat, and fixing her hair to notice me. Those are just a few things that scare me, as do my first finals in 26 hours. Goodnight/morning everyone.